..So put your number on this paper, cause I would love to date ya//Holla atcha when i come off tour.

My AC's not working right, and its hot as hell outside.
I'm bone tired from helping one my friends move.
I've had less than very little sleep and hardly any caffeine in the last 3 days.
In short, I lack the requisite verve to to strive for pith or poignance today .... so in lieu of those i offer you the following:

The FHM 10 sexiest women in the world list (for '06) .
A brief explanation as to why that list completely wrong .
A more accurate list of the 10 sexiest women in the world( for '06)

So, first, here are the Top 10 as voted by FHM readers…….

Number 10:
Teri Hatcher.

Number 9
Carmen Electra

Number 8
Maria Sharapova.

Number 7
Jenny McCarthy

Number 6
Halle Berry

Number 5
Keira Knightley

Number 4
Jessica Simpson,

Number 3
Jessica Alba

Number 2
Angelina Jolie

Number 1 sexiest woman alive is (supposedly)
Scarlett Johansson


Now, this is not a terrible list...I do love Jessica Alba's shape, and Keira's accent, and Johansson's ta-ta's are so luscious that apparently even gay guys are driven to grope her in public. I would certainly concede that every man has longed for a hot, crazy, freak bitch like Angelina Jolie at some time in his life. Of course, leaving your wife for one is not widely regarded as a perspicacious choice, but thats another blog altogether.

The list does have some plausible entrants, but it's still very flawed. First of all somebody at FHM isnt reading the memos. Skinny chicks are over . Thick is the new thin. When mainstream magazines like People and US devote cover space to outing Nicole Richie's extreme angularity you know the cultural sand has shifted on you.

Also I know its entirely possible to be sexy at 30, 40, or even 50, but Teri Hatcher looks like she has skidded down some long hard roads since her "spectacular" days on Seinfeld. Mostly on her boobs and butt. The recently exed- Mrs Dave Navarro, (and former Prince sex toy) is still most famous for having once survived a brutal four-day steel cage marriage to Dennis Rodman, and the wear is definitely starting to show.

And Halle is...well she's Halle, timeless and perfect. But its going on ten years now that she's been the default response whenever "mainstream" america is asked to name a beautiful black woman. She still fits the bill, but i think we need more than one entree on that menu.

So, as a corrective for FHM's numerous faux pas and I offer you now the definitive, multi cultural, age appropriate list of the 10 sexiest women of 2006

Number 10:
Nicole Alexander- better known to the world as Hoopz, the former future mrs Flavor Flav

Number 9
Jessica Biel

Nunber 8
Nicole Scherzinger(The lead Pussycat in the dolls.)

Number 7
Wanita Woodgate - aka D. Woods of the group Danity Kane ( who are b.k.a. "those chicks from Making The Band")

Number 6
Sofia Vergara

Number 5
Rhona Mitra (of Boston Legal and last seasons' Nip/Tuck)

Number 4
Serena(The Chocolate Goddess) Williams

Number 3
Beyonce

Number 2
Janet Jackson -She's doin 40 sexier than Ciara is doin 15 (or 12, or however freakin old she is) and she deserves genuine kudos for her humaitarian work (i.e. Jermaine Dupri.)

Now Ladies and Genlemen I give you the number one sexiest woman of 2006 (cue D'angelo singing "Brown Sugar")

The honey-drip complexion, that little extra dip in her walk, and that "lets do something naughty" smile....mmm-mmm-mmm it could only be: Sanaa Lathan

Sanaa is gorgeous, gifted, and absolutely not guilty of fucking Denzel Washington (would y'all please stop makin my girl out to be a home wrecker). If you look up Sanaa Lathan in the dictionary you will find the following:" Her combination of stunning beauty and 'girl next door' approachability have made her one of the most popular Black actresses of her generation." And the fact that I put it there doesnt make it any less true, because once something is on the web you know its got to be right.


If my AC kicks in i will try to come up with something better than this tommorow