Allow me to reintroduce my self..

Due to overwhelming demand I'm now republishing the controversial original post, the one that started it all:

" I have nothing to declare ...except my own meanness"


I initially intended to post a comment to the VH1 Flavor of Love Blogspot and somehow through a series virtual wrong turns ended up with a blog of my own. Now I'm not particularly witty or deep, and i am both grammatically and syntactically challenged as fuck, but I think im going to give this thing a go and I'll tell you why.Right at this moment, on a major cable network Im watching a positively hideous man saunter down a fashion runway. He's wearing an evening gown and a "grill" he made for himself out of aluminum foil. He's doing this to win the heart of a girl so ugly that i would like to set her hair on fire, just so id have an excuse to smother her with a blanket. In a society where this passes for entertainment why should i not share the detritus that continually clogs the filter of my mind. Maybe someone from MTV will discover me and offer me a development deal.